I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I need to align my fucking chakras
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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