Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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