About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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