And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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