That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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