I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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