If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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