try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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