paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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