You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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