Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
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have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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