I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Found the puke drawer
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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