There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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