between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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