he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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