yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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