doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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