suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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