There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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