is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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