I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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