My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
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remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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