pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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