are you still at the devil's house?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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