turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
