then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize