So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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