woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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