Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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