we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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