fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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