You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
