all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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