We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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