Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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