Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
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just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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