There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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