STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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