He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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