I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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