last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
there is glitter all over my balls
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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