Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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