I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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