...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
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RIP clitoris
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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