that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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