i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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