I accidentally burped into my bong.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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