never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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