I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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