Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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