We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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