well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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