He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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