a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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