Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
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A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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