her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
