On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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