operation harelip BJ is a go
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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