i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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